stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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