How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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