why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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