so explain again why im purple
no
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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