you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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