What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
As shirtless as possible
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
