Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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