I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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