he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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