How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
BRING THE BAGELS
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
