I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
