Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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