She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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