is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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