Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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