If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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