is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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