i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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