Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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