i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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