Betty ford says i'm here all night
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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