Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
