yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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