ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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