When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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