That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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