Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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