end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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