Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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