Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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