so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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