Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
