you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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