All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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