Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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