im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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