UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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