omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
