Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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