grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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