: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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