She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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