This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Operation Purity has been aborted
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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