I want you more than these girls want KFC
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
True college students do jello shots in the library
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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