I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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