so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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