I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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