How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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