just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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