don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
So apparently I’m into choking now
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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