i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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